Are you practicing bending my head, too?

Yes. Mindercise!

Mr. Collins... fighting crime?

Yes. Crazy crack you find at the DWG.

I got caught up in the Erik/Hawkeye bit, because, what?

It helped that I don't know who Hawkeye is.

Because they are ugly and masked and have cool lairs.

Oh. Lame. They have greater differences, which I think are far more interesting.

Apparently photographs that you take with film must be processed in some arcane fashion before they're visible.

o_0 The world you live in is twisted and strange.

The best part is how he enjoys them so much, he'll start laughing *at himself* before he finishes.

Hee! I love that! My mom does that when she tells jokes. It cracks me the fuck up.