Pimping: Wank Party 2010

  • May. 3rd, 2010 at 3:53 PM
my_daroga: James T. Kirk (shatner)
[Perhaps inappropriate, during the three weeks thing, but if I'm mirroring...]

By which [livejournal.com profile] candesgirl means "drabbles, ficlets, wordy odes to an age old past time, it's all welcome with open arms, er, legs...one arm?" Here's her master(bation) list so far, and for my own records, here are two I've written. One today, special for the party, and one long ago. Both in the voyeurism!wank subcategory.

Title: Infidel
Fandom: Phantom of the Opera (Leroux)
Rating: R
Summary: Who watches the watchers? The Persian learns something about his quarry, and himself.

Title: The Observer Effect
Pairing: Shatner/Nimoy
Rating: R
Words: ~1800
Summary: "I had always assumed that you were aware of every pair of eyes on you, that every movement was calculated."
my_daroga: James T. Kirk (shatner)
Title: Shipping Wars
Fandom: TOS RPF
Characters: Shatner/Nimoy, DeForest Kelley
Rating: PG-13 (for four f words!)
Words: 4,211
Warnings: Shatner being ridiculous. That is basically all this is.
Summary: From this ancient prompt: Shatnoy, with someone on the cast (awesome if it were De, but anyone is fair game!) successfully playing gay enabler. Presumably in an effort to resolve the TOTALLY OBVIOUS crushing that is going on all over the place.
Notes: This bit of absurd fluff was written for the above but most especially also for [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl, whose awesomeness and support are eternally appreciated.

'It's just so obvious,' Bill was saying. )

Fanfiction: The Younger Model (RPF) (R)

  • Aug. 15th, 2009 at 10:48 PM
my_daroga: James T. Kirk (shatner)
Title: The Younger Model
Rating: R
Pairing: Nimoy/Pine, off-screen Shatnoy
Words: ~2,500
Disclaimer: Not only is this not true, I'd never want it to be.
Summary: This isn't about Bill at all. Just keep telling yourself that, Leonard.
Warnings: Given my other contributions, I feel the need to warn for angst. And sex.
Notes: I posted prematurely, then updated a few hours later after [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl's excellent beta. And [livejournal.com profile] obstinatrix continues to be an inspiration.

Prompt and story under cut )
my_daroga: Mucha's "Dance" (Default)
Title: Meta Isn’t Even a Word
Rating: R for a few f-words and self-indulgence
Disclaimer: Didn’t happen. Which is sort of what this is about.
Word Count: 1,904
Summary: Leonard finds [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf and worries that Bill will be upset. Then he worries he won’t be.
Notes: This is dedicated to the good people at [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf with love. I should point out that there are a lot of references to other peoples' fic in here, so if you aren't familiar it may make less sense.

Leonard had seen a lot in his day. )

Fanfiction: Biological Units (Shatnoy, R)

  • Jul. 11th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
my_daroga: Mucha's "Dance" (iconic)
Title: Biological Units
Pairing: Shatnoy
Summary: De charges Leonard with a unique task, but it may not be the one he thinks it is.
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,713
Disclaimer: Nothing like this happened. Thank god.
Notes: References to "The Changeling." I don't even know what this is, guys. It's just silly! Inspired by of that look Shatner gives everything. Un-beta'd and with no redeeming social value.

'I still don't see what this has to do with me,' Leonard was saying. )

Fanfiction: The Method (Shatnoy, PG-13)

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 7:32 AM
my_daroga: Sirius from Diana Wynne Jones' Dogsbody. Based on my dog. (dog)
Title: The Method
Pairing: Shatnoy.
Rating: PG-13, for language mostly
Summary: Sometimes, Leonard thinks Bill takes his part too seriously. Or not seriously enough.
Words: 1,751
Notes: Written for this prompt from [livejournal.com profile] trek_rpf_kink:
So now I want a story about various instances wherein Bill kind of thought he was Captain Kirk for a moment, there. SHATNOY, obviously, on whatever level you like.
I could think of about ten ways for this to go, and tried to pick one, and I think it became about something else. So I'd love to see someone else's take. This is fluffy un-betad crack, for the record.
Disclaimer: So not true, and even the true parts have been adapted/shuffled around.

Leonard doesn’t think Bill ever really forgets he’s not Kirk. )

Fanfiction: Premiere (Shatnoy, G)

  • Jul. 10th, 2009 at 7:30 AM
my_daroga: Sirius from Diana Wynne Jones' Dogsbody. Based on my dog. (dog)
[Everyone interested has likely read the following several fics at [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf. But I feel I need to have everything in one place, so sorry for cluttering up your flist! Also I sort of missed moving some stuff from LJ to here so I've backdated a few entries.

However, if you do happen to enjoy any of these, please see the community because there is so much good/fun/silly/thoughtful/beautiful work going on there, I cannot do them justice.]

Title: Premiere
Fandom: Star Trek RPF
Rating: G
Pairing: Shatnoy friendship; b.y.o. subtext
Summary: Bill would have seen the new film sometime.
Disclaimer: Don't know 'em, didn't happen, pure fabrication in every sense.
Notes: My first real person fic, inspired by [livejournal.com profile] shatnoy_rpf and too much Mind Meld. Unabashedly schmoopy, sorry; I just realized this was what I needed to read.

It’s about us! )

What's wrong with me?

  • Jun. 7th, 2006 at 12:08 PM
my_daroga: (star trek)
I did not just write a real-person drabble.

I was reading about William Shatner (as one does at work), and came cross this gem from Playboy:

Playboy: Who is better in bed, Captain Kirk or T.J. Hooker?
Shatner: One is a giver and the other is a taker. So it works beautifully.

And I wrote this:

Kirk glanced appraisingly at Shatner’s middle. “Haven’t been keeping yourself up, have you?” He looked up with a heavy-lidded expression that Shatner had perfected with hours before his bathroom mirror. He suspected it came to the captain naturally. “You’re still very pretty.” He leaned forward, standing far too close for comfort.

Shatner stared at him. “But I’m… not… gay!” he said.

“Well I am, if you want to be 20th century about it,” said Kirk, using a smile Shatner thought he’d patented—Nimoy called it his “smirk of unassailable ego”—“and you have to admit you think you’re gorgeous.” He stood back as if to let his double admire his Starfleet-approved physique. Shatner could only wish he looked like that. And he had to admit—he looked really good.

“Well you… aren’t so bad yourself,” he begrudged.

Kirk pouted. “True enough. Though I’ve never understood why you make me talk like I can’t get through a sentence without stopping to think.”


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