Marry, Shag, Throw Off a Cliff Meme

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

sparklybee gave me The Persian, Spike from BtVS, and Orson Welles (either the person himself, or your favorite role that he plays)

This is very sad! I should probably like to do all three to all three (except throw the Persian off a cliff, probably) at some point or other.
( Oh no! What will she choose? )