Marry, Shag, Throw Off a Cliff Meme

[my_daroga]

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

sparklybee gave me The Persian, Spike from BtVS, and Orson Welles (either the person himself, or your favorite role that he plays)

This is very sad! I should probably like to do all three to all three (except throw the Persian off a cliff, probably) at some point or other.

Marry
I'd have to say the Persian. Mostly because he doesn't deserve the other two (well he deserves a shag, but not just a shag, you know). And because he's awesome and smart and obviously the most stable of the three and the least likely to wander. Or shout at me. Y'know.

Especially if I get to choose what he looks like.



Shag
Okay, this is well nigh impossible, as anyone aware of my attraction to both will understand. But I am going to choose Orson, because he is hotness, real, and a genius, while...



Throw Off a Cliff
...obviously, Spike would survive a drop off a cliff.

Comments

[misfitina.livejournal.com]

mememememe

[my_daroga]

Oh hmm. I'm trying desperately to remember people you've mentioned.

1) Elvis Costello
2) David Bowie
3) Jon Stewart

Sorry, it's kind of a crappy list!

[lucywanabe.livejournal.com]

Hahaha...what the heck, I'll bite. Hopefully you don't give me something impossible like a friend of mine once did. XD

[my_daroga]

Hmm.

1) Valmont
2) Norman
3) Mercutio

DO YOU SEE A THEME?

[lucywanabe.livejournal.com]

Oh, GOD. *dies*

All right, all right. I asked for it. XD

[phantoms-siren.livejournal.com]

me?

[my_daroga]

1) The Joker
2) The Master
3) The Phantom (whichever you want, I had to keep to the theme)

[phantoms-siren.livejournal.com]

Lol, I like your theme :D

Marry - The Phantom (Crawford)
Cos he's probably the sanest out of the lot. Scary, but also probably relatively easy to control. Also damned hot.

Shag - The Master
Its probably not legal to marry aliens. Plus he seems to get bored of his wives quickly, and at least his ladies get to share :p

Cliff - The Joker
Cos it probably wouldn't kill him, he'd only marry for money and after being pushed off a cliff he'd probably be nice and angry :D

[glamourcorpse.livejournal.com]

ALEXANDER! *falls slack jawed at the pretty*

[my_daroga]

*grin*

I know, right?

Do you want some? I mean three choices, not Alexander. I know the answer to that.

[glamourcorpse.livejournal.com]

Sure, but I won't post them on LJ, just here. I'm trying to abstain from posting for a while. I can't seem to talk about anything worth talking about. :(

[my_daroga]

Aww, I'm sorry. But if it'll amuse you:

1) Charles Foster Kane
2) Harry Lime
3) Cesare Borgia (Welles's, obviously)

*is amused*

[glamourcorpse.livejournal.com]

Marry: Harry. Unreliable sure, but probably ten times more affectionate than the other two.

Shag: Charles, we know how he is with marriage...and we also know he's totally hot. Um, young Kane though please.

Cliff: Cesare would be under shag but you just know the boy has some sort of social diease....

Re: *is amused*

[my_daroga]

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

maybe. if i have time.

[my_daroga]

1. Mulder
2. Scully
3. Krycek

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

wow. i realize this is the fandom i am most known to follow around, but i don't actually care that much for the boys chosen :P

so...

throwing krychek off a cliff. especially if we're going with characters, and not their actors. the boy's proven himself to be untrustable (series-end selflessnesses aside).

i'll shag mulder once. that's probably about it though, because he's gonna kick my ass for marrying...

scully. i will never get tired of watching that woman, so i might as well make it for life. i'm pretty sure i could love her for life. also, i'd let her and mulder do whatever they wanted, because, even though sex might be pretty hot with her, i'm content to just be there by her side and help her through the hard days (and the good).

[my_daroga]

Well I figured that'd be your answer, but honestly (and I'm sorry) I really don't know who you're into, and at least I know you know those guys. (Plus, I've been tempted to do themes with most of them.)

[agentdanak.livejournal.com]

i know, it's forgiven. the characters in the series that fascinate me are odd ones, like the eves. it'd be kind of hard to do t-s-m with them though, so the choices chosen are fine :)

[metalmyersjason.livejournal.com]

Me! I'd like to do it!

[my_daroga]

1. Leroux!Erik
2. Kay!Erik
3. V

Sorry, I don't know what else you're into!

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

ME TOO!!!1!

LOL, you'd shag Orson. I love it.

[my_daroga]

Yeah, I thought you would. ;)

Ah, this will be hard.

1. Gerik
2. Phantoms of the Past!Raoul
3. the Green Man of your choice

[viorica8957.livejournal.com]

Mememe!

[my_daroga]

Okay I had another list sort of made up but then I wanted to do a theme.

1. Captain Jack
2. Tenth Doctor
3. Martha Jones

[shzamitsjessica.livejournal.com]

omgz!!!!!! amuse me!

[my_daroga]

1. Dale Cooper
2. Jessica Harper (as anyone, or herself)
3. The Erik of your choice (plz to specify)

[finncullen.livejournal.com]

-cackles-

Go on then, let's see :D

[my_daroga]

I don't even know how to answer this! Haha. I have *no* idea what sort of person you even like. So I will mix it up a little, drawing from your user interests.

1. Louise Brooks
2. Stephen Fry
3. Kate Bush

Sorry not so interesting. But I could have put Flashy on, just for the lulz.