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my_daroga ([personal profile] my_daroga) wrote2008-03-06 03:50 pm

The best POTO book review I've ever read

Sometimes I troll amazon.com for published fanfic, just to read the reviews. This is my favorite so far:

Le Fantome, by Brigitta D'Arcy

The Worst Phantom Book Out There!, April 22, 2006
A Kid's Review

I checked on every single website for books, even the used ones, and I couldn't find this book. Finally, I came to amazon.com and saw there was one in the used and new section. I instantly purchased it and couldn't wait for it to come in the mail. When I did, I read it and was sadly disappointed.

I'd heard one bad review for it before I got it in the mail, but I didn't listen because I am always open minded to every Phantom book out there. I can tell you now, I should have listened to that wise person. Le Fantome is not a Christine/Erik spin-off or anything like that. It's not even something for Raoul phans. It's about Erik dying and then his spirit goes into the future where the Broadway Phantom of the Opera is playing. And just because he sees one random woman crying for him, as well as everyone in the theatre, he instantly decides that she's the one for him.

But that's not all, either. Briggita D'Arcy tries to convince you the ENTIRE read that her book is true and that she saw this all in a vision. She probably did see this in a random vision..when she was high on cocaine. Even before all the chapters, she writes that this may seem supernatural/ sci-fi, but it is based on fact. In the Porlogue, she repeats that the book by Gaston Leroux was absolutely true, but he wrote it all wrong and now she had to write a book portraying the real story. Her version of what she thinks happened in Erik's earlier life and life with Christine, along with where he lived, didn't even match up to Gaston Leroux's story. Gaston Leroux has facts and specific details and explains real streets and rivers in Paris. Briggita D'Arcy just said "he walked along some street" or something like that.

Then the woman that was supposedly "the love of his life" is being stalked by the spirit of Erik. And it's in her point of view (and this is actually something the author had the woman write, even after she was spirited off to the spirit world with Erik). The strange thing is, the writing is exactly like the author's style and she never gives her name because it's "Erik's story".

While Erik stalks her, she somehow feels his presence and knows that it's Erik. My whole point is, this plotline was really crappy and a waste of time. The writing was even crappy. Throughout the entire book, I felt like I was choking on words and the descriptions were horrible or far-fetched.

Please, anyone considering to buy this book, place that thought completely from your mind. This book is the worst Phantom book out there. I hope this helps.


So much more entertaining than the actual books.

[identity profile] madrigalist.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Can I send that kid and ARC of my book? Can I? That was PRICELESS! The cocaine part had me giggling...

[identity profile] inlaterdays.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
WAIT WAIT was this the same girl who had a "the ghost of Erik is really my lover and taught me how to dance" fic on FFN that she said was real?

[identity profile] glamtron.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
omg i remember that!!!!! wasnt she from texas or something? well at least the one im thinking of was because she kept bantering about corpus christi.

[identity profile] inlaterdays.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's the one! She took it down and then put it back up but deleted negative reviews or something.
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[personal profile] lafemmedarla 2008-03-07 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna send cookies to this reviewer.

[identity profile] malica77.livejournal.com 2008-03-07 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I read about the first 50 pages of this travesty before I could take no more (and I have finished all the other poto books I've bought including POM and both of those horrid Becky Meadows books). This reviewer was actually pretty kind all things considered...

[identity profile] malica77.livejournal.com 2008-03-09 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly... badfic is at least entertaining to poke holes at and giggle over forced dialogue and how OMG! LIK TTLY MATUR the characters are (how do you think I got through the Meadows' books). But this one felt like just one long run on sentence which was about as exciting as reading this year's updates to the tax laws. You beg for a merciful period to put an end to it.

It never comes.

[identity profile] malica77.livejournal.com 2008-03-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hm -- strange replying to my own comment but I just came across this book as I was packing away my books just now -- I have a copy when it was published under a different title "The Mystery at the Opera House". Too bad I don't have any small valuables that need wrapping. I'm out of newspaper and it would bring me great satisfaction to use this book for those purposes.

[identity profile] malica77.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I could do that to you. It seems cruel...

Then again, you have been warned. Send me your addresses to any of my email addresses (malica@operamail.com or my work address if you still have it).

[identity profile] meganphntmgrl.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It's moments like this that I'm grateful to essentially be out of the Phantom phandom in most regards.