my_daroga | LJ PSA, Phantom badfic, and actually good (HP) fic

She's done a better job at this than I could, or at least, a good enough job that I don't have to, so anyone interested in the LJ Advisory board elections should see tkp's post about what we should do. As she says, it's for the ~~children~~ porn! It's outdated now, because I am slow. But still important.

In other news (speaking of) I got linked to a modern day POTO fanfic in which Erik is a professor (with apparently no problem wearing a mask in school, so far it's not addressed), married, with two kids, and receiving sexual favors from an extraordinarily slutty 17-year-old Christine in exchange for good grades. I'd have stopped but then Nadir showed up as a beat poet who tokes up with Raoul, and that was just too amazing for words. It's the only part of this morass of OOCness I almost want to be fact.

As a legit rec, I want to cite

cesario's girl!Harry stories, Girl in the War and the prequel, Twelve Hundred Hours. She does stuff with a female Harry Potter that I wouldn't have imagined, but makes sense to me.

In still other (personal) news: Still indecisive.

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-Thanks for linking that. I was going to canvass you when you got home!

-married, with two kids, and receiving sexual favors from an extraordinarily slutty 17-year-old Christine in exchange for good grades.

Ahahahaha. Awesome.

-Nadir showed up as a beat poet who tokes up with Raoul,

ALSO AWESOME. There should be something that can be done with this!

-I forgot to say thank you for sending me those links, I think.

-<3

Sample dialogue:

"Yeah, well, when are you gonna lose those fucking tortoise shell glasses, huh? You've had those things for twenty years Erik." Nadir replied easily, leaning against a front row table. Erik self consciously adjusted his glasses and frowned. "Why are you here, Nadir? I haven't seen you for ten, fifteen years. I have a life, I have tenure here, and a family. I don't want you mixed up in that."

"Well, for your information, I just came to inform you that starting next month, I'll be your colleague." Nadir replied quietly, examining his nails. "And we'll be seeing a lot more of each other."

Erik's eyes widened, and he slapped his pen down. "W-what?" he hissed. "What are you talking about?"

"You're looking at Wesleyan's newest gender studies professor, baby," Nadir crooned with a laugh. "I applied over the summer, they accepted me with, ah, open arms, and here I am. Couldn't make it until the second semester, but the powers that be understood. Aren't you stoked, baby?"

"No, I'm not stoked, Nadir. Why would you apply here? I don't want you here!" Erik hissed frantically. "This is MY life, and MY college! I don't want you and everything you come with invading my space!"

"Hey, hey, cool it baby, don't be salty," Nadir replied with a slight frown. "I understand. The past is the past, and it has no place in the future. Don't worry, Daddy-o." He started to laugh. "You're still just as anal as you were twenty years ago. Let it go, pops. Be cool." He stood up and stretched his arms high above his head. "And speaking of cool..." he grinned casually. "What's for dinner over at Chez Deslter, huh?"

I... sort of love this Nadir. POPS.

Oh em gee. There needs to be MOAR. But without all the other stuff.

I know--if it was just Erik/Nadir as old lovers with Nadir in a leather jacket, OMG WIN.

Maybe I will suggest such to the author.

HAHAHA. I can't believe you're lj'ing FROM THE OTHER ROOM. You should check out the drabble I just wrote; I <3 it.

I'm making cornbread. You don't like cornbread, right? I'm sorry.

I wonder if the author would take you up on that. But why is she writing...with the professor and slutty schoolgirl and the UGH. WE should write Nadir in a leather jacket.

I hate cornbread. I might, now, hate you.

Where am I supposed to LJ, hmm??

Dude. When are we gonna write Nadir and Erik together? We've only been talking about it for years.

:) thanks for the rec!

You're welcome. I really enjoy them.

Right now I have about two pages of a story set when Rose is 12 (summer before second year), about 13 pages of a story about her and Sirius and That Night, and a title for a story set after Voldemort gets killed, since I figure Snape probably survives in the girl!Harry universe, having more motivation to do so.

Will I finish any of them? I hope so.

I hope so, too. Know you have fans of this endeavor in this corner, anyway; I've always wanted to see a longer treatment of the universe you've created.

I loved your fic.

my_daroga pimped it to me several times.

Did you post them in your lj, and if you did can I have the links (because I'd like more in depth fb)?

Thank you! And yes, I posted them in LJ. Here under my girl!harry (http://cesario.livejournal.com/tag/girl%21harry) tag you'll find both stories, and a couple of entries with my drawings of Rose.

I'd have stopped but then Nadir showed up as a beat poet who tokes up with Raoul...

LINK PLZ

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2986320/1/Teachers_Pet

ENJOY!!

a modern day POTO fanfic in which Erik is a professor (with apparently no problem wearing a mask in school, so far it's not addressed), married, with two kids, and receiving sexual favors from an extraordinarily slutty 17-year-old Christine in exchange for good grades. I'd have stopped but then Nadir showed up as a beat poet who tokes up with Raoul, and that was just too amazing for words.

Is it wrong that my first thought at this was to read the coments, hoping that somebody had already asked for a link?

No, perhaps I ought to have linked it from the beginning, but I felt weird.

Dear god. XD That's awesome!!1! You HAVE to wank it. Please.

This is going to sound hypocritical, since I'm a

phanwank member and defender. But I'm uncomfortable wanking "unpublished" fanfic. Because I always remember what I used to write, and can too easily imagine how I'd feel.

If I can find a way to do it that doesn't offend even me, I'll do it.

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