Quote of the day: Phantom as Star Trek

[my_daroga]

Paris Opera was a living thing, full of a mad collection of people performing and doing their thing. It was somewhat like the starship Enterprise—completely self-sufficient.
-John Mathieson, cinematographer for the 2004 Phantom of the Opera

So my challenge to you: who's who? Any crew, but I prefer TOS and TNG because I know them better. And DS9 (but we already know Bashir is the Persian). Basically I don't know Voyager and Enterprise. And whatever POTO canon you can shoehorn 'em into.

Personally, I want Kirk to play everything.

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[my_daroga]

Erik - Q
Christine - Picard
Beverly - Raoul
Wesley - haha PoM!son
Riker - Meg
Data - Persian
Worf - ???

Hee! Q! And Wesley is perfect. Riker!Meg is just scary, but at least he's got that trombone thing down. Data can do that shifty-eye thing.

Now for the ALW/TOS version

Spock - Andre
McCoy - Firmin
Kirk - Carlotta

You are so mean to them. ILU. WHO IS PIANGI? YEOMAN RAND?

7 of 9 (she's Borg) - Christine

I know what she looks like and stuff, and a lot of the characters' names, just not much about personality. For some Christines, Borg is about right.